Portland Snowpocalypse

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
02/06/2014 at 16:56 • Filed to: None

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Means I'll be out hooning on the back roads after work in my winter beater :)


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 16:57

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Somehow, it's dodging this area (Olympia/Lacey) today.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > ddavidn
02/06/2014 at 17:00

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Personally I'm quite excited. Have not had the chance to practice low speed snow drifting since I moved from the Northeast.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:01

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Nice! I haven't driven in the snow a single time this winter, so I'm hoping we get some.


Kinja'd!!! SubiSanchez > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:03

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I'm about to attempt to make my way to the Portland Auto Show but that may be a pretty daunting task with the kind of drivers here......


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > SubiSanchez
02/06/2014 at 17:07

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Yeah, I know what you mean. Portland drivers scare the crap out of me in the rain!

That's why (fun as it might be) the FR-S is going to stay indoors until this passes and melts. I know I can handle the snow, but I also know the people around me usually cannot. Unacceptable risk.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:07

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I have over 8 inches at my place and it's snowing hard.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Casper
02/06/2014 at 17:09

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Wait, in the PDX area!?!


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:09

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I have to risk my BRZ on the way home from work tonight. luckily not many people drive the roads I take.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:11

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No, down south. Portland down to Salem has very little. South of Salem now requires chains and I-5 has been closed due to wrecks for hours.

Check out some of the ODOT cameras:
http://tripcheck.com/Pages/RCMap.as…


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
02/06/2014 at 17:14

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Well hopefully you have got some decent winter rubber, my only choices are summer tires or track tires.


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:15

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I'm running the stock tires still. haven't bothered to change them because i havent burnt through them yet.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Casper
02/06/2014 at 17:17

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That's why I'm going to wait a bit to leave work. All the crazies are out driving now...


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:20

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Yeah, it was mostly people being surprised by the flash freeze down south. There was something like 20 cars wrecked just north of Albany.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
02/06/2014 at 17:21

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Make sure you burn them off before the tire warranty is up, and get yourself a set of PSS for like $30. I have not yet tried it myself but a few people I know have succeeded in doing it.


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:22

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My buddy up there posted yesterday that he had quite a chilly bike ride to work.

Today he posted that he's at home with central heating, a roaring fire, and a warm kitty.


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:24

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No, Man! You don't understand! That isn't snow, it's geo-engineering by the government in order for you to believe in this global climate change conspiracy! Haven't you seen all the YouTube videos! The snow doesn't melt! It's FAKE SNOW! Don't be a sheeple, demand your Congressman/woman take action to stop the snow in your area! It's all about Obama controlling your life! First health care, now the weather! When will it end? In the spring? How convenient! I demand an investigation!


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:24

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I'll try. does it void the warranty though if the wear is drift related? could they even tell?


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
02/06/2014 at 17:25

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Oh my god! I've got to mass share this on facebook. The people need to know!


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
02/06/2014 at 17:29

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It's all various shades of grey. Does drifting/abuse void the warranty, probably. But if you go into Costco with the warranty in hand and say "My tires are worn down and I only have 3K miles" they will likely replace them no questions asked (at least that is what happened for my friend).


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > ddavidn
02/06/2014 at 17:33

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Supposedly Saturday to Sunday we'll get some flakes.


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:36

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I know, right? All this snow we've had, over two feet since January, and it's all fake! It looks like snow, feels cold like snow, but apparently isn't snow! I've even eaten some of this, and it just turns into "Water", just like snow as well. I can't understand how the gov't scientists have created such realistic fake snow? Don't they have something better to do with our tax dollars? Unbelievable, if you ask me. I plan on suing the Obama administration over this. Pain & suffering, time spent shoveling and the damage to my car do to the cold weather, I'm asking for $1,000,000,000! It seems legit too me.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
02/06/2014 at 17:38

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Oh wow $1000000000? For that you can make a fake sun to combat this Gov't menace!


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:40

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I got out of school 2 hours early. I'm happy!


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > twinturbobmw
02/06/2014 at 17:41

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Be careful out there, Portland drivers be crazy.


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:42

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Made it home. I swear nobody knows how to drive in snow here.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Spaceball-Two
02/06/2014 at 17:53

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Nice! Just when I want to work on my car!


Kinja'd!!! LuczOr > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:54

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I'm planning on some sideways driving on the way home.


Kinja'd!!! pdx107 > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 17:54

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I'm still at work, south end of downtown. Going to stick it out till 5 instead of leaving at three. Really hoping the new Dart doesn't get hit...


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > pdx107
02/06/2014 at 17:56

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I'm probably leaving work in about a half hour. I'm hoping I don't hit much traffic by cutting the line between people who left early and people who stuck it out.


Kinja'd!!! pdx107 > Decay buys too many beaters
02/06/2014 at 18:04

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Not a bad idea. I am thinking of leaving around 4 something.... going to between Milwaukie and Gladstone and praying for the best...


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > ddavidn
02/06/2014 at 18:09

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No kidding. I'd like to wash my B6 and my wife's stupid Corolla but it's so frigid